So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
So my friend lost her phone as we were leaving the car to go to a party and after like 20 minutes we couldn’t find it and some dude walked by and asked if we needed help and we said no we were looking for our friend’s phone and then he walked into the middle of the street, bent over, and picked up her phone and asked if this was it. Dumbfounded we said yes and asked how he found it and he said “I’m a magician” and pulled a fucking bouquet of flowers from his sleeve and walked away. I’m pretty sure I just met Satan.
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